Tuesday 27 March 2012

A superhero named Man + Man in Egoboo

You know when so many superheroes have names with "man" in them? Well, think of the most epic superhero ever... Man. Yeah, just man. A superhero named Man. Nothing else in his name, just pure manly manliness of men. He'd have supermegastrength, a crime-preventing kit (rapist remover, drug dealer detector, murderer mutilator, etc.) and be muscular, wear a fur hat, leather pants and a denim jacket, have a hairy chest and stuff. Then he'd exclaim his manliness in every possible situation, for example when beating a rapist to death, he'd scream "Look at me and you see a MAN!!!" or when chasing a murderer, "MEN FIGHT TO DEATH IN AN HONEST BATTLE!!!"

I once made an NPC like that for a town in Egoboo, but kinda stopped because of bugs and stuff like that. It's the reason why I never finish anything... then I made a playable Man, but never posted that because I still haven't finished it. Yeah, I know, I'm way too lazy... in any case, here's what that Man looked like:
Yeah, that's supposed to be a fur hat even though it looks like hair... anyway, um, yeah, no shirt but just suspenders. That was supposed to indicate confidence or something. You know, he's not embarrassed of wearing even slight homosexuality-suggesting clothes (or rapist-suggesting?) because he's so manly that his enormous manliness makes all men look like little girls. Or something. Basically, he didn't do anything else than say things like "I'm Man and I'm very manly" and "I'm wearing tight leatherpants", etc...

Wednesday 21 March 2012

History has never been as sexy! ...wait, what?

Well, this is pretty old. Just a few photos from google images with speech bubbles added, put together to make a comic... with the expection of the third panel, that obviously is a bit edited by myself. :P Click for full size.


DISCLAIMER: This is not meant to offend anyone. Well, it'd likely offend Neo-Nazis, so I guess it's fine if that's who it offends...