Tuesday 8 May 2012

Reversing questions

So, I was kinda half-trolling on Omegle (in the question thingy), asking people these things, and responses are pretty hilarious. I didn't save any logs, but the questions were stuff like this. Although not only these ones, and not exactly the same ones (at least not all, probably) but you know. Stuff like this.

Instead of asking "do you like sex?" (I know you're all perverts who like sex), I'll ask you: Does sex like you? •ᴗ•
 
Instead of asking "do you hate God?" (I know you're all atheists who hate God), I'll ask you: Does God hate you? •ᴗ•

Instead of asking "do you know where Finland is?" (I know you're all stupid americans who don't know where Finland is), I'll ask you: Does Finland know where you are? •ᴗ•

Instead of asking "do you play videogames?" (I know you're all nerds who play videogames), I'll ask you: Do videogames play you? •ᴗ•

Instead of asking "do you masturbate to teletubbies?" (I know you're all weirdoes who masturbate to teletubbies), I'll ask you: Do teletubbies masturbate to you? •ᴗ•

Instead of asking "do you hate dubstep?" (I know you're all close-minded haters who hate dubstep), I'll ask you: Does dubstep hate you? •ᴗ•

Instead of asking "do you support racism?" (I know you're all racists who support racism), I'll ask you: Does racism support you? •ᴗ•

Instead of asking "do you know who George W Bush is?" (I know you all know who George W Bush is), I'll ask you: Does George W Bush know who you are? •ᴗ•